Troll Gifts

Rampart

Staring Woody Harrelson, acclaimed movie star and Reddit AMA poster. But wait, there’s more – now you can watch Woodys chiseled face in stunning blueray.

Nickelback Greatest Hits

Everybody loves nickelback, probably. So why not purchase this nickelback greatest hits cd for your musical friends.

Impossible Cow Puzzle

As if puzzles weren’t difficult enough already, some jackass decided to get rid of all of the edge pieces & add 5 extras for good measure.

20 Pounds of Onion

This 20 pound onion gift basket with bring tears to the eyes of all your friends. That sure is Shallot of onions!

Adult Diapers

Your friend will have the shits and giggles when he opens this troll gift. Convince your giftees family that their beloved son still has problems with his tinkle at night and watch the magic unfold.

Anal Lube

There is no better way to show your friend that you love them than buying them some Mens Grease Anal Lube. The perfect gift to give friends who have a somewhat unidentified sexual preference or your grandma. Watch the joyous expression on their face as they tear open this present in front of their entire family.

Inflatable Perfect Man

Tired of looking for Mr Right, One night stands & being friend zoned? Blow him (up) and you’ll be satisfied forever.

Dog Poop

I know what your thinking, who would buy this crap? Well, sometimes shit just sells itself. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like dog poo.

Gallon of Tabasco

If you want to give Grandma the fiery shits this christmas, then look no further than the 1 Gallon bottle of Tabasco.

Forever alone Pillow

If you keep on getting friend zoned by Tyrone in accounting and miss out on the all important cuddles, you need the forever alone pillow.

Sack of Bouncy Coal

If your offspring have been bad this year, casually leave this bag of coal in plain view of them – then they will be good for goodness sake.