My wife and I were having our 3 year anniversary last week. I made dinner, set the table, lit some regular white candles, even played some romantic music in the background. It was nearly perfect, but when my wife walked in, she had the angriest face on.
She yelled, “WHY DO YOU ONLY HAVE REGULAR CANDLES?! I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU THAT I WANTED Indian Corn Candles! YOU’RE THE WORST.” If I had only bought the Indian Corn Candles, I’d still be sleeping in my own bed.